This is a list of the top five ways in which I would like to die,
if I could choose:
martyrdom in the name of a revolutionary cause;
being mauled by a zombie;
being sucked into a black hole, (fingers crossed for the Large Hadron Collider);
vapourisation due to nuclear fallout (or any other apocalyptic scenario, really).
The problem is that,
however it does eventually happen,
I won’t get to watch.